Legendary Quotes
The best one-liners from the BVB universe.
It's still nil-nil. - BVB captain Michael Zorc
It's still nil-nil. - BVB captain Michael Zorc on whether Borussia Dortmund had any chance against Juventus in the 1993 UEFA Cup final...
on whether Borussia Dortmund had any chance against Juventus in the 1993 UEFA Cup final
First we had no luck - and then
First we had no luck - and then things got unlucky as well. - Juergen Cobra Wegmann...
things got unlucky as well. - Juergen Cobra Wegmann
If I finish on top in the end,
If I finish on top in the end, people can call me an asshole for all I care. - Matthias Sammer on his nickname Motzki...
people can call me an asshole for all I care. - Matthias Sammer on his nickname Motzki
Frank Mill is washed with every wastewater there
Frank Mill is washed with every wastewater there is. - Norbert Nobby Dickel on strike partner Frank Frankie Mill...
is. - Norbert Nobby Dickel on strike partner Frank Frankie Mill
BVB — Financial Stability Score
Bilanziell noch solide (EK 327 Mio €), aber die Quartalszahlen zeigen eine klare Abwärtsdynamik: Personalkosten steigen (+9,5%), Prognose für GJ 2025-26 auf Verlust gesenkt (-12 bis -22 Mio €), EK-Quote fällt Richtung 50%. Das „Talentfabrik-Modell" funktioniert nur bei regelmäßigen Star-Verkäufen — ohne Gittens-Transfer wäre H1 2025-26 tiefrot. Der BVB verdient operativ kein Geld und ist existenziell von CL-Teilnahme und Transfererlösen abhängig.
Memes and Quips
Internet culture and Klopp wisdom.
If the spectators want emotion but you offer
If the spectators want emotion but you offer them lawn chess, one of the two has to look for a new stadium. - Juergen Klopp...
them lawn chess, one of the two has to look for a new stadium. - Juergen Klopp
BVB meme: The Klopp trauma
BVB meme: The Klopp trauma...