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It's still nil-nil. - BVB captain Michael Zorc on whether Borussia Dortmund had any chance against Juventus in the 1993 UEFA Cup final...

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Legendary Quotes

The best one-liners from the BVB universe.

It's still nil-nil. - BVB captain Michael Zorc

It's still nil-nil. - BVB captain Michael Zorc on whether Borussia Dortmund had any chance against Juventus in the 1993 UEFA Cup final...

It's still nil-nil. - BVB captain Michael Zorc on whether Borussia Dortmund had any chance against Juventus in the 1993 UEFA Cup final

First we had no luck - and then

First we had no luck - and then things got unlucky as well. - Juergen Cobra Wegmann...

First we had no luck - and then things got unlucky as well. - Juergen Cobra Wegmann

If I finish on top in the end,

If I finish on top in the end, people can call me an asshole for all I care. - Matthias Sammer on his nickname Motzki...

If I finish on top in the end, people can call me an asshole for all I care. - Matthias Sammer on his nickname Motzki

Frank Mill is washed with every wastewater there

Frank Mill is washed with every wastewater there is. - Norbert Nobby Dickel on strike partner Frank Frankie Mill...

Frank Mill is washed with every wastewater there is. - Norbert Nobby Dickel on strike partner Frank Frankie Mill

Memes and Quips

Internet culture and Klopp wisdom.

If the spectators want emotion but you offer

If the spectators want emotion but you offer them lawn chess, one of the two has to look for a new stadium. - Juergen Klopp...

If the spectators want emotion but you offer them lawn chess, one of the two has to look for a new stadium. - Juergen Klopp

BVB meme: The Klopp trauma

BVB meme: The Klopp trauma...

BVB meme: The Klopp trauma

BVB meme: The Klopp trauma
BVB-Meme: Das Klopp-Trauma

Frequently Asked Questions

What is BVB's most famous quote?
'What matters is on the pitch' — Adi Preissler's bon mot is the most quoted saying in German football.
What did Michael Zorc say at nil-nil?
'It's still nil-nil' — BVB captain Zorc's laconic commentary on a goalless match.
Are there BVB memes?
Yes, the most famous is the 'Klopp Trauma' meme, immortalizing Klopp's emotional touchline reactions.
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